About Coffee

I know a few people who are addicted to coffee...

10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

1.YOU ANSWER THE DOOR BEFORE PEOPLE KNOCK.
2.JUAN VALDEZ NAMED HIS DONKEY AFTER YOU.
3.YOU SKI UPHILL.
4.THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
5.YOUR EYES STAY OPEN WHEN YOU SNEEZE.
6.YOUR T-SHIRT SAYS DECAF IS THE DEVIL'S BLEND.
7.YOU DON'T SWEAT,YOU PERCOLATE.
8.INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG.
9.YOU GO TO SLEEP,JUST TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.
10.CHARLES MANSON THINKS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

P.S. Juan Valdez is a fictional spokesman for Colombian Coffee meanwhile Charles Manson is a chilling monster that created a hippie-era cult of evil called
the Manson family to kill wealthy celebrities.