Wednesday, September 14, 2005

DVM 6

Our Doctor of Veterinary Medicine Programme is only 5 years and we called ourselves DVM 5. It's a nightmare for someone to have to repeat another year and be inside DVM 6. Today that nightmare almost happen to someone I know. For sake of my safety purposes I will not mention her name, furthermore she has a very protective dog which she thinks will tear her enemy to shreds.

On this fine morning, this person was happily playing with the computer and doing her conference case. My god she was so mesmerized that even after calls to her handphone was ignored. She was supposed to have her Equine Rotation today. This is a compulsory thing. Playing hookey spells doom. Even I reminded her to stop playing the computer and go down for rotation, however my warnings was ignore.
Thus the van left without her.

Today I'm going to make a list of Benefits Of Being A DVM 6
1. You will be the top scorer in your class. It's better if you sponsor a faculty prize and make a plate on the faculty wall. It's impossible for you not to have the prize. The Prize should be based upon the Best Overall Acadamecian In Doctor Of Veterinary Medicine 6th Year of Undergraduate Study. This can really make your parents proud, and they will happily forget that they have to pay another extra year of tuition fees. Besides some EU DVM proggrames are six years like in University of Utrecht Netherlands.

2.You can have as many classmates as possible-the only condition is that they are your imaginary friends. This is really good to encourage creativity development in your brain. This will be good for your resume if you decide to become a resident in a mental institution.

3. You will be your class representative. You will be invited to all the important faculty meetings and make a lot of major decisions which will affect the well being of the faculty. Plus when the university hands out free bees to classes, you will get a whole stack of free bees and keep it to your selves.

4. During Faculty Sport Day you will be the star of your class. You will be the lead runner in all events and you don't have to prove yourselves to others in your class.
However gold medals are not guranteed.

5. You will be famous, when you walk around the faculty there will be talks behind your back as if you are like Britney Spears. Lecturers and clinician will know you by your name and be like your best friend. Even the walls can talk.

6. You can take as many electives you like and take the only ones you like. Example-entertaiment studies through long distance learning-basically you watch tv at home.


However out of all the things, I will not wish this happen to anyone, especially when that someone is counting the days for graduation.

7 Comments:

Blogger doBot said...

kerkekek....aku rota equine hari nie. Dr Azam tak bising la. Dont worry.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Fanfan said...

Who is that person ? i m so interested to know.. heehee just check the list of ppl in the equine rota should

3:26 PM  
Blogger pam said...

how sarcastic ha, gone lar you.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Eve said...

So what happen to hte person arr?? Got mark one wor...

12:55 PM  
Blogger ZeroGravity said...

Dr. Azam forgive her I suppose. Small matter only lah. I think she has to replace her rota.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Fanfan said...

cheeze now i know the person i don know how should i say
Nevermind its between themselves, i don have to get involved.haha

12:40 PM  
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